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19th September 2009, Servant Jazz Quarters, London

Norris McWhirter popped out from his grave in true Thriller style to declare Glitterball III officially the hottest night in the history of time. The Dalston power grid took some much needed downtime and left the Hackney area to feed off the sheer heat emanating from the SJQ.

Local carbon footprints were reduced by 378%. Glitterball helped delay global warming by 7 seconds.

I’ve not felt heat like this since my sauna scene in Red Heat, ha ha ha ha” – Arnold Schwarzenegger